Grab This Best-Selling Multi-Tool While It's More Than Half Off |

2022-10-22 19:07:33 By : Mr. Owen Hu

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Your everyday carry is obviously vital to the quality of your day-to-day life. You'd be very upset if you left for the day without your phone, for instance, or if you locked yourself out of your apartment because you forgot to check your underwear for your keys. While the situation isn't dire if you leave home without a multi-tool in your Electric Daisy Carnival, having one will make your day way better.

Don't believe us? Let us tell you about the Geekey Multi-Tool . This innovative multi-tool fits on your keychain or in your pocket and gives you an extremely versatile, durable tool for just about anything. It's an engineering work of genius, really.

The Geekey includes many common tools that people have relied on since time immemorial and manages to pare them down to a simple little tool that you can take anywhere. It has a scoring tip for box cutting, knot splitting, and scraping. It has an enclosed serrated edge for cutting things out on the trail. It has a standard open bike spoke wrench, a metric wrench, and an imperial-sized closed wrench. It has a standard 1/4" open wrench, a 1/4" hex pocket bit driver, a multi-fit screwdriver, a can opener, a file, a wire stripper, a protractor, and multiple rulers. Hell, it even has a little pipe on it so you can smoke a bowl in between fixing the spokes on your bicycle. (They know their audience, right?)

Leaving home without a multi-tool isn't the end of the world, but it's a lot cooler to have one than have not, so grab the Geekey Multi-Tool while it's 55% off $55 at just $24.99 for a limited time.

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